"Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.”
"Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed… and clean the whole house while she sleeps. “
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes....she 'hugged' me.
Wife: 'Look at the drunk guy.' Husband: 'Who is he?' Wife: '10 years back he proposed to me and I rejected him.' Husband: 'Oh my gosh...he's still celebrating.'
"It's okay if you don't like me...Not everyone has perfect taste."
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet..no one really knows how."
"The human body is 90% water, so basically we're just cucumbers with anxiety."
"Always keep your chin up..otherwise you're just looking at your boobs all day."
Never let go of hope. One day you will see that it all has finally come together. What you have always wished and worked for has finally come to be. You will look back and laugh at what has passed and you will ask yourself… How did I get through all of that?
With hope "YOU WILL" get through all of that & much more!