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J U S T F O R G I G G L E S Happy Friday! In an effort to help keep everyone warm in the colder temperatures and all the snow, we need to get ourselves giggling. So let's get our giggles going to warm us up this morning . . . I don't mean to air my dirty laundry in public, but I have loads of laundry jokes. I promise you they're all clean. If you think there's nothing funny about doing laundry, you just need a dryer sense of humor. Sock it to me!!!
Have you heard about the new and improved energy star rated clothes dryer that's being touted by the government for its very high 99% energy efficiency . . . It's called a clothesline.
Why don't men like doing the laundry? Washers and dryers don't come with a remote control.
If doing laundry makes you tired, and you decide you've done enough - you'd better think twice . . . More laundry!
What do income taxes and doing laundry have in common. Either way you might lose your shirt.
When I was in college money was tight. Quite often I had to choose between buying laundry detergent or something for breakfast. It was either All or muffin.
How much fun is doing laundry? Loads!
If your toddler gets all muddy while playing outside, just throw her in the tub and quickly washer and dryer.
Why are poker players good at doing laundry? They know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when they run . . .
Today has been a perfect finish to my week! Every sock in the washer had a matching partner.
I hope my sense of humor did not leave you hanging high and dry this morning . . .
Finally . . .
Knock, knock. Who's there? Clothes. Clothes who? Time for me to clothes this now.
Thanks for dropping by my page for a visit. I hope you have loads of fun this weekend! 10 days ago
Happy Friday! Love is in the air! They say "love is a many splendored thing", and so I thought it might be a-propose for some Valentine giggles about marriage to get ourselves in the right frame of mind for the weekend ahead. Believe me, this was no half-hearted project for me; I put my whole heart into it! I know you're getting excited, and can heartly wait, so let's get pumpin' . . .
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't even notice.”
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: It read: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.”
If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't realize her first name was Always."
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, Honey, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?" Her husband replies, "Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades."
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. "You go first", he said. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” "Now it's your turn", I said. His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
My wife just nudged me and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?". I thought, That's a strange way to start a conversation. . .
An interviewer asked a married couple what their secret was to their long and happy marriage. The husband chimed in, "My wife and I always compromise." "I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me."
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
I hope some of these made you laugh wholeheartedly!
I heartily wish each of you a very Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your weekend! 17 days ago
Happy Friday! It's been a ruff week here. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope your week wasn't too ruff with all the snow and storms. I've been working like a dog all week, and I'm hoping that this week’s dog puns will make you howl with laughter! I can honestly say that I've barely scratched the surface, but I think I found a few wieners for you. Kindly hold your appaws until the end please . . . Here we go!
We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog. He just sits there and watches. . .
What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck? Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that's it! That’s the SPOT!
I named my new dachshund puppy, Oscar. After all - he's an Oscar wiener dog.
What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle? You get a Cockerpoodledoo.
What’s a dog’s favorite food? Any thing that’s on YOUR plate.
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
And here's today’s tip and closing thought for the day: Never take your dog to the flea market.
Enjoy your day, and have a great weekend! 24 days ago
SHARON10002 F - Forgive yourself for your mistakes, and take the next step. E - Eat like you love yourself. B - Believe you are beautiful - inside and out. R - Rise each morning with a positive attitude that it's a new day with new opportunities. U - Unless you move, the place where you are is the place you will stay. A - Accept your flaws - everyone has them, and be gentle with yourself in spite of them. R - Remember you are loved by many others. Y - You deserve your own love more than anyone else.
F – Focus on the present moment for that is really all there is. O - Only when you are kind to yourself, can you show kindness to others. C – Calm your mind, breathe, go within, and discover your true beauty. U – Under every circumstance, do your best – for that is ALL you can do. S – Self love is not selfish.
Happy February! Let this month's focus on LOVE begin with YOU! Be kind and gentle with yourself. Remember to do this by getting into your heart, and follow your heart more when it concerns you. 25 days ago