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  • v SHARON10002
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    Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought we’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.

    Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .

    How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh?
    Nothing. . . It’s on the house.

    How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh?
    Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.

    Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
    Olive - the other reindeer.

    Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners?
    Rude-olph.

    Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack?
    Deery Queen

    Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes.
    I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend! I hope it doesn’t rain dear.
    36 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s about dog-gone time that Friday is here! Happy Friday! I hope it’s not been too ruff a week for you. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope that this week’s dog jokes will make you howl with laughter!

    We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog. He just sits there and watches. . .

    What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck?
    Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that’s the SPOT!


    What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
    You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

    What’s a dog’s favorite food?
    Anything that’s on your plate.

    Today’s Closing Thought for the Day: Never take your dog to the flea market.

    Enjoy your day! emoticon
    43 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    D - Do one small, kind thing for someone each day this month. emoticon
    E - Envelope yourself in the wonder of Christmas emoticon
    L - Love is what is in the room at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen emoticon
    I - I will honor the spirit of Christmas in my heart all year. emoticon
    G - Glad Tidings to you and your family. emoticon
    H - Have yourself a merry little Christmas emoticon
    T - There is NO place like home for the holidays emoticon
    F - Frosty windows call for hot cocoa. emoticon
    U - Unwrap the magic of Christmas this year. emoticon
    L - Love is the light and heart of Christmas. emoticon

    D - Do your best each day, and be done with it. emoticon
    E - Encourage yourself with inspiration, and send it out to others emoticon
    C - Christmas isn’t a season -It’s a feeling. emoticon
    E - Embrace small choices one at a time for continued success emoticon
    M - Make this month your best one yet! emoticon
    B - Believe in the magic and miracles of Christmas. emoticon
    E - Emphasize your priority for self-care during the holiday season emoticon
    R - Remember that we stand beside each other emoticon and light the spark for one another emoticon

    I’m wishing each of you a delightful December. Have fun spreading the spirit of Christmas, or Hanukkah, and meeting your goals and challenges this month. emoticon
    47 days ago
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    Happy Friday! I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. Since it is the holiday weekend, I thought I’d keep the theme going - especially since most of us will be eating leftovers sometime this weekend!

    emoticon "Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"

    emoticon "What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?" "Wobble, wobble."

    emoticon "Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?" "It's a crummy job."

    emoticon Q: Why were the cranberries red?
    A: They saw the turkey dressing.

    emoticon "Knock knock!"
    "Who's there?"
    "Tamara."
    "Tamara who?"
    "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"

    emoticon "Knock knock!"
    "Who's there?" "
    Arthur."
    "Arthur who?"
    "Arthur any leftovers?"

    What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.

    Thanks for dropping by! Have a wonderful weekend!
    50 days ago
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    Aahhh . . . yes, we’ve finally arrived at our favorite day of the week - Friday! Today’s jokes and cartoons are in honor of National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. Who knew there was actually a day set aside to tackle this maligned task! This ties in perfectly with our Sparking, and of course, cleaning out the ol’ frig is a great way to get ready, and make more room there for the big T-Day in just a couple of weeks!
    Time to get our “Friday Happy” on!

    I bought my daughter a refrigerator for her new kitchen remodel. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!

    I had a rude awakening this morning. Apparently my freezer stopped working during the night, but it’s all just water under the fridge now.

    My grandfather made his fortune in the appliance business. He’s a fridge magnate.

    While I was walking through the kitchen I heard the faint chorus of the song Stayin’ Alive. It was just the chives talkin’.

    If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

    Gotta go! My refrigerator’s been running, and I really need to catch it!
    64 days ago
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