Happy Friday! Time for a little bit of fun and laughter to get you primed for the weekend ahead. Well, in case you don't follow the "National days calendar", today is National Read a Fairy Tale day.
So here are a few frankly fractured fairy tales that I hope will give you a giggle . . .
What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale, and a Southern Fairy Tale? The Northern Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a time', and the Southern Fairy Tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"
Did you read the fractured fairy tale about the girl who lives in the woods and steals from the rich and gives it all to her Granny? It's titled - Little Red Robin Hood.
Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"? No every two years they come out with a whole series that begin with "If elected, I promise . . ."
I heard about a fractured fairy tale about three creatures who live in trees are scared of the Big Bad Wolf. It's called “The Three Little Figs”.
What did Cinderella say when the photographer lost her photographs ? "Someday my prints will come!"
Rapunzel is a very long drawn out hairy fairy tale.
Most women have read the fractured fairy tale titled, "You Have to Kiss A Lot of Frogs To Find A Prince".
The prince summoned up all his courage after he slayed the evil dragon. He rode like the wind back to the castle, jumped off his high horse, and proposed to the princess. She refused, and he lived happily ever after.
And last but not least . . . There is a very funny little known fairy tale about Snow White's half brother - Egg White.
I hope you have a Happily Ever After Weekend!
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