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  • v SHARON10002
    Corn Jokes

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    Why were all the corn stalks afraid of the farmer's son, Jimmy?
    Because Jimmy cracks corn, and he don't care.

    What do you get if you cross an ear of corn with a cow?
    Corned beef.

    How much does a pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
    About a buccaneer.

    What do you get when a farm truck spills all of its corn on the freeway?
    Creamed corn.

    What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?
    Don't look now, but I think the farmer is stalking us.

    Why shoud you be very careful of what you say on a farm?
    the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.

    Now why didn't you laugh at any of today's jokes? Oh, I know . . .
    they were too corny!

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    40 days ago
  • v PAMBACH
    I hope your day in the Star Light has been wonderful! emoticon emoticon
    40 days ago
  • v no profile image RAPUNZEL53
    emoticon Enjoy your special day. emoticon
    40 days ago
  • v ANYVAR54
    Enjoy your day in the Starlight! Keep moving. emoticon emoticon emoticon
    40 days ago
  • v NANCYPAT1
    Congratulations on being the Star in the Starlight! Hope you have a fabulous day that is filled with happiness and joy!
    41 days ago
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