BARBIEE52 10 Reasons we know why Santa Claus is a man 1...No dress sense 2...Never replies to your letters 3...The chances of getting what you want are nil. 4...Beer belly 5...Will only commit to one day a year 6...Obsessed with stockings 7...He never stops to ask for directions 8...Too lazy to shave 9...He always wears the same clothes 10...Only will do a job where people leave food or booze out for him.. And he doesn't wash the plate afterwards. Do you know a Santa like this?? ~~Enjoy your Day~You might run into "Santa"~ 17 hours ago
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One thing technology hasn't changed; you won't live forever. You might live a bit longer, but that's all the more reason to start pursuing the life you want, not just the one you ended up with. 5 days ago
I made myself a snowman As perfect as could be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, and let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas, And a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran away, But first,...it wet the bed.
This made me smile....hope it makes you smile too!!