BARBIE176 Happy New Year! As you are making plans for your new year, remember: “You Can Develop Any Habit Or Thought Or Behavior That You Consider Desirable Or Necessary.” -Brian Tracy 24 days ago
Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought I’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.
Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .
How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh? Nothing. . . It’s on the house.
How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh? Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.
Who laughed and called Rudolph names? Olive - the other reindeer.
Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners? Rude-olph.
Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack? Deery Queen
Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes. I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend! Most of all, I hope it doesn’t rain dear. 46 days ago