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  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to November, and Happy Friday!

    I know two orthopedists that started a new practice. It was a joint operation.

    Two surgeons were joking about sutures, and had each other in stitches.

    Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.

    After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.

    The audiologist told his patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.

    Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
    19 days ago
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  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally our favorite day of the week - Happy Friday! So let’s get glowing and carve out some fun, and really light up our smiles! Here are some pumpkin jokes to really spice up your weekend!

    What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
    Squash!

    When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?
    “I’m vine, thanks for asking.”

    How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
    Use a pumpkin patch.

    Where do jack o’ lanterns live?
    In the seedy part of town.

    Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player?
    Her coach was a pumpkin.

    OK, you can sit down on that pumpkin, but you butternut squash it!

    Enjoy your weekend!
    26 days ago
  • v BESTMEICANBE19
    emoticon emoticon Congratulations on being the Starlight today emoticon emoticon
    29 days ago
  • v MAWMAW101
    Welcome to the Starlight! Enjoy. emoticon emoticon emoticon
    30 days ago
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