The most wonderful feeling in the world is when tears turn to laughter because someone who doesn't want you to be sad said something funny to cheer you up. Suddenly you're lifted from a dark place and you know that, somehow, everything really will be okay. ~Susan Gale~
We spend January 1st walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives … not looking for flaws but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman~
Our days till Christmas are down to just a few... And, so some funnies I'm sending to you will make you smile, and bring you lots of Joy!
"""Mirror Image""" On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be. Unable to decide, Nathan entered Macy's and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, 'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing $150. 'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for $100. 'Oh dear,' Nathan replied. , "It's still far too much." Growing rather annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the sales girl brought out a tiny $20 bottle and offered it to him. Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean', he whined, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap." So... the sales girl handed him a mirror.
"""Christmas Spirit""" It was just before Christmas and the Judge was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?' The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.' 'That's no crime', said the Judge. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?' 'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.
When I was a child I believed in Santa Claus, and when I got older, I didn't believe in Santa Claus. When I became a parent, I was Santa Claus. Now I have grandchildren, I look like Santa Claus.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus---you get Underwear!! How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? It's the birth of Santa Claus. If honesty is the best policy, why do we tell kids about Santa Claus?
Take a heap of child-like wonder that opens up our eyes To the unexpected gifts in life...each day a sweet surprise. Mix in fond appreciation, for the people whom we know; Like festive Christmas candles...each one has a special glow. Add some giggles and some laughter, and a dash of Christmas food, Amazing how a piece of pie can change our attitude Stir it all with human kindness and wrap it up in love and peace, Decorate with optimism, and our joy will never cease. If we use this healthy recipe,We know we will remember To be in the Christmas spirit, even when it's not December. ~Joanna Fuchs~ Stay in the Christmas Spirit all year long 31 days ago