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How to Impress a Woman/Man
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

1) Funny School Excuse Notes
Normally 'teachers jokes' mean fun at a teacher's expense, whereas, these excuse notes are more teacher's revenge, having a laugh at pupil's excuses, many written by the children themselves.
These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling), collected by schools from all over the country.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Mary-ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

Member Since: 7/15/2008

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My Goals:
I want to be healthier, be a better role model for my children and live to see my grandchildren!

My first weight loss goal is 47 pounds, 10% of my known starting weight. I'm at 13 so far!!
Addendum::: 47 sound s like so much, I'm making a sub-goal of 24 pounds, just to make it do-able!!!

My Program:
I am drinking at least 8 glasses of water a day, I am logging in daily to the site. I am reading the articles and earning spark points. I am trying to teach my family what I am learning in a gentle manner. I am working at being more active. I am trying to stay within my calorie range and doing menu planning.

Personal Information:
My name is Ann, and I am married to the best man in the world,and we have 2 wonderful kids.
I live in Columbus OH. I am an RN, but can't work anymore due to back and knee problems. I am happiest when I am with my family.

Other Information:
I love to read, and my screen name is from the Twilight series, my daughter uses ..."gurl." and now my sister uses "ant"!

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