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  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon Attention! It’s finally Friday, and the beginning of a 3 day weekend to celebrate our veterans on Veterans Day. We don’t want any good jokes MIA (Missing In Action) so fall in and march on in and take a seat. Make yourself at ease, and get ready to have some giggles with a few military jokes illustrating humor in uniform. emoticon


    A major was assigned to his new office on a military base. While he was setting up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone, and motioned for the private to enter.

    On the phone the major said, "Yes sir, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help sir. . . . Yes sir, I will, and please give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General!"

    As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

    Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir . . . I'm just here to hook up your phone, sir."

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    Military Puns

    A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
    (Women’s Air Corps)

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Paratroopers pull all the strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.

    Dismissed!!! Enjoy your weekend!
    11 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to November, and Happy Friday!

    I know two orthopedists that started a new practice. It was a joint operation.

    Two surgeons were joking about sutures, and had each other in stitches.

    Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.

    After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.

    The audiologist told his patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.

    Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
    18 days ago
  • v OKBACK2MEAGAIN
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    Looking to stay focused through the upcoming Holiday Season? Want to get connected with a Team to support you through your Journey to a Healthier Lifestyle? If yes, then consider joining the Biggest Loser Challenge that starts in early December. Each week 10 teams of 24 Active members do fun nutritional and fitness challenges. The challenges promote a healthy lifestyle. If for some reason you cannot do a challenge, it can be modified to meet your needs. I hope that you decide this might be for you. If so, you can leave your name on the Wait List for the Winter challenge. To get to the List visit my page and click on the “BLUE BIGGEST LOSER” Icon; copy The Team Page Address below or let me know so I can send you an invitation. Join the Team then sign up on the waitlist. It’s the thread right below the Chit Chat thread.
    If searching through Spark enter Biggest Loser Fall Challenge All Teams.

    To reply or get to my Sparkpage click on the arrow on the top right corner of this message, click on My Sparkpage or click on My Username.
    20 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally our favorite day of the week - Happy Friday! So let’s get glowing and carve out some fun, and really light up our weekend!

    What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
    Squash!

    When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?
    “I’m vine, thanks for asking.”

    How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern?
    Use a pumpkin patch.

    Where do jack o’ lanterns live?
    In the seedy part of town.

    Why was Cinderella such a bad field hockey player?
    Her coach was a pumpkin.

    OK, you can sit down on that pumpkin, but you butternut squash it!

    Enjoy your weekend!
    24 days ago
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    It’s finally here! Happy Friday!
    Here are a few jokes about magicians that should make your frown or your troubles disappear!

    I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

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    A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, and for each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot.
    But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took out a revolver and shot at the parrot. He missed it and hit a propane tank which blew up the entire ship.
    The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot who were both floating on driftwood.
    The parrot then said “ Alright you got me, where’s the darn ship?!”

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    Advice for single women: You should never marry a magician because every time you need him to do something, he disappears!

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    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
    The lumberjack grinned as he swung his ax, “And you will dialogue!"

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    46 days ago
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