AFTER A BUSY WEEKEND, I THOUGHT I'D START THE WEEK WITH SOME LIGHTER FARE THAT I FOUND. THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME TRUTH IN THESE. I ESPECIALLY APPRECIATED tomorrow AND wrinkles.
The Nitty Gritty Dictionary...
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. You have character lines.