Random Thoughts for the Day (Good for a Laugh)
Friday, January 08, 2010
A friend sent this to me today. As I'm sitting here watching Elvis Presley in Girl Happy, (This was his birthday and he would have been 75 today), while the snow is coming down, I thought of all of you who are experiencing this blast of winter would appreciate a few chuckles.
Random Thoughts for the Day:
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know
how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person
Bad decisions make good stories.
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you
know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to
have to restart my collection...again.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want
to save any changes - to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not
make any changes to.
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this thing I
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone
of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer
when they call.I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday
night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jewelry product.
Everything will be ok in the end...if it's not ok, it's not the end.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you