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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (Part 2)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

If you did not read Part 1 yesterday, this is a continuation of some very cute comments made by children, who are so NATURALLY funny.

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his Dad, "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His Dad read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked, "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her Mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The sermon I think this Mom will never forget.....this particular Sunday sermon......"Dear Lord", the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face..... "Without you, we are but dust....." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

I am sure that most of you who are ever with or around children can add comments of your own to this list. I hope at least one made you smile.
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  • MOMS100
    Love it! When one of my boys was in Sunday school, they were drawing pictures. David had been drawing flowers up in the sky. The teacher said, "But flowers grow on the ground, don't they?"
    David looked up and replied, "I put them in heaven so God could smell them!" emoticon
    3651 days ago
    I love it! emoticon
    3652 days ago
  • FLAME42
    Glad I got home in time to have my smile for the day. Children are great!!
    3652 days ago
    You did make my day. Thanks for the laugh. Onward and Downward in 2010. PJ
    3652 days ago
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