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For Ladies Of A Certain Age...

Thursday, February 18, 2010

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her haircolor and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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    Thanks for the morning chuckle!
    3582 days ago
  • FLAME42
    Points out why we shouldn't be fighting Mother Nature with all that surgery and stuff. Our good friends here on earth might not even rocognize us. Doing our best to make the most of what God gave us is the best. Treat your body well, eat right & exercise AND LOOK OUT FOR AMBULANCES!!
    3583 days ago

    Comment edited on: 2/18/2010 2:52:21 PM
  • MRE1956
    You know, I never much cared for that phrase "....of a certain age"....implying that making that milestone is a mark of shame rather than the honor that it should be (in fact, NEEDS to be, to counteract the negative effects of our youth obsession on life and society)......I'm 53 myself.....have dealt with aging fairly well if I do say so myself.....people, age (and life) happens....if you can't be comfortable with that part of your own "skin", then please seek is indeed too short to stress out over one of the most natural parts of the human experience.....

    Whew....that felt much better.....OK, I'm off the soapbox now.....

    All that being said - quite funny!


    3583 days ago
    Hilarious. Thank you. No cosmetic surgery for me. Onward and Downward in 2010. PJ
    3583 days ago
  • JLOWE403
    LOVE IT!! That would probably be just my luck as well. I've been having a bad day and your joke cheered me a little. Thank you.
    3583 days ago
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