Now That I'm Older..........
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Forget health food. I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get.
If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
I would be unstoppable..........if I could just get started.
Out of estrogen. Next mood swing: 2 minutes.
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention......is to sit down and look comfortable.
My WILD OATS have turned into prunes and All-Bran.
You can't stay young forever. But you can be immature for the rest of your life.
Gone crazy. Back soon.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay......they know me here.
(My favorite) If you leave me.........can I come too?
Have a fantastic day!!!!!
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt......
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.