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Now That I'm Older..........

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Forget health food. I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get.

If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.

As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

I would be unstoppable..........if I could just get started.

Out of estrogen. Next mood swing: 2 minutes.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's to sit down and look comfortable.

My WILD OATS have turned into prunes and All-Bran.

You can't stay young forever. But you can be immature for the rest of your life.

Gone crazy. Back soon.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay......they know me here.

(My favorite) If you leave me.........can I come too?

Have a fantastic day!!!!!
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt......

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
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  • FLAME42
    Loved this blog. All the statements are so true. Really liked your two personal additions at the end. Hope you are having a great day, even if you are lonesome for E. I would share my 2 yr. old playmate with you if you are really lonely.
    I am trying to sit down & look comfortable-so that means he will wake up at any second.
    3576 days ago
    Love this blog. I would rather be getting older then the alternative. And besides the older we get the more we can get by with:) because we can blame it on old age. Have a great day. Onward and Downward in 2010. PJ
    3577 days ago
    Did you hear the one about the elderly couple sitting on the edge of their bed. The old lady was trying desperately to smooth out the wrinkles in her sheets. Her husband asked what on earth she was doing? She responded with "I don't want to sleep on wrinkles."
    He shook his head and said "at our age, that's almost an impossibility."
    3577 days ago
    Ha ha ha, I am right there with you on the wrinkled prune trail!

    I will just have to enjoy the aging journey because I don't much care for the alternative.

    You know what they say, "Growing old is not for sissies!" Boy, is that the truth!

    Men and women lose hair where they want it and grow hair where they don't.

    The upper arm jiggle and under chin turkey wattle, new creaks and pops as you get up or bend over, etc.

    This is one journey for the fearless! Thank goodness we have lots of company along for the ride!
    3577 days ago
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