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To Be 6 Again......

Sunday, February 21, 2010

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again." she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!!! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster; everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie; popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!!!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted!!!

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you moron!!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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    emoticon Loved it!
    3584 days ago
  • FLAME42
    This was FANTASTIC! Such a cute story with such a true punch line. Most men don't listen and even if they do they don't really HEAR what you mean. This gave me a good laugh, but a stomach just to think what she would have had to eat on such a day!!!
    3584 days ago
    emoticon You made my day. Onward and Downward in 2010. PJ
    3584 days ago
    LOL -------- You've got that right !!!!

    You might enjoy 'Mark Gungor - Men's Brain Women's Brain - EXTENDED'

    3584 days ago
    The trick is to get him to listen in the first place:)
    Cute and I enjoyed the day it brought back memories!!!
    3584 days ago
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