Observations on Growing Older
Friday, March 26, 2010
Observations on Growing Older
~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them
...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good.
Coming home is better!
~When people say you look "Great"...
they add "for your age!"
~When you needed the discount you paid full price.
Now you get discounts on everything ...
movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them..
~You forget names ... but it's OK
because other people forgot
they even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose
is now 15 and you have a better chance
of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you're never going
to be really good at anything .... especially golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you
to remember things you don't remember.
~The things you used to care to do,
you no longer care to do,
but you really do care that you
don't care to do them anymore.
~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair
with the TV blaring than he does in bed.
It's called his "pre-sleep".
~Remember when your mother said
"Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"?
Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~You used to say,
"I hope my kids GET married ...
Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
~You miss the days when everything worked
with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ...
were unheard of, and a mouse was something
that made you climb on a table.
~You used to use more 4 letter words ...
~Now that you can afford
expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....
2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~But old is good in some things:
And best of all OLD FRIENDS!!
due to using the cane have developed tendonitis to both thumbs and wrists so now am wearing splints most of the time.............am attending a hand clinic which has made a great differnce albeit very slowly...........
things are progressing very slowly with dr's etc.............
have joined a boot camp where i live a few weeks ago to help nudge my body into some serious weight loss am so tired of the long plateaus.............if i didn't have the nordic poles to do this camp i would not have been able to keep up due to the knees issues..........what has surprised me is that most of the people there are young and some have difficulty doing what is expected of us and i have been able to keep up...........i didn't realize i had that kind of stamina!!!!
i must say if i knew what we were going to do everytime i would have quit before i started.........
so thanks once again to Sparkpeople and everyone here who keeps me coming back everyday........... helping and giving me the support i need to not give in or give up............
it is so much appreciated there are no words other then a huge Thank you to all............
blessings and hugs.................lita