There was this Christian lady ......

Happy Tuesday! DH went yesterday to the pantry and they were closed. We have a list of them so he went to another one town over and they told him we weren't in there district. They gave him food anyway. We just can't go back there again. We have some chicken legs, ham and deer meat. ICK!
Today he is going to the produce pantry for hopefully veggies and fruit.

Here is my dilema my husband comes back and says he got chicken, ham and hamberger. Now when Linda my nurse gets here she was making my lunch and tells me she didn't see hamberger but deer meat. Now she tells me this and I have to think my DH is trying to get me to eat the stuff. Mind you I am NOT a picky eater. I didn't get to this weight not eatting food. Ha!




But, I am a little concerned about his "trickery". So Linda tells me he is going to know I said something. (hence I can't get to the refrigerator) She doesn't want my DH mad at her. So I have to be observant to see if I can get him to show me the package. Which is kind of strange cause last time we got the deer meat he didn't want to eat it and gave it to the dogs as an awesome treat. Wish me luck.



Here are some good chuckles for today! Enjoy and I hope they make you smile!






~*~ Christian Lady ~*~

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for
her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous so
she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.


One time she was sitting next to a man on the plane. When he saw
her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was
doing.


After a while he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all
that stuff in there do you?"


The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."


He said, "Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?


She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that; it is in the Bible."


He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside
the whale?"


The lady said, "Well I don't really know. I guess when I get to
heaven I will ask him."


"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.


"Then you can ask him, " replied the lady.








A Preacher's Dying Wish


An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his doctor and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home.


When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit, one on each side of his bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything.


Both the doctor and the lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness and avaricious behavior that made them squirm in their seats.


Finally, the doctor said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?" The old preacher mustered up his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves ... and that's how I want to go."