Hitting the BIG "55" - OMG!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Well I did it yesterday. It's official, I now qualify for senior citzen discounts at most restaurants & retailers in our area. How did this happen?
My girlfriend called on her cell phone and told me she'd happened up on a deal on Bra's while out shopping, knew it was my birthday and wanted to know what size I wore. (Thinking that underwear is something I'd rather purchase myself) I told her 36C Extra Long. She asked if I meant longline bras? I said "No", just your regular 36C Extra Long. She was silent for a moment and finally said I don't know what you mean by Extra Long. I explained that what no longer stands up, now hangs down & had become extra long.
Then the joke was on her because she's older than I am, wasn't wearing Depends and laughed so hard she peed on herself.
Happy Birthday to ALL us Capricorns!