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Two Doctors

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Psychiatrist and The Proctologist

Two best friends graduate from medical school at the same time and decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist; so they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign: "Catatonics and High Colonics". -----No go, so they tried:
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"---thumbs down again. Then came: "Minds and Behinds".---still no good.
Another try was: "Insane and Anal Pain".---and that was quite frowned upon.
Another attempt resulted in: "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".---unacceptable again!
So they tried again with: "Analysis and Anal Cysts"---not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"---no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks"---still no good.
"Loons and Moons"---forget it.
"Air Brains and A_ _ Pains"---not a chance!

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, specializing in Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.
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