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A Blonde's Year In Review

Friday, December 23, 2011

January -
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February -
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ..... HELLLOOO!!!....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March -
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle IN SIX MONTHS..... the box said "2-4 years!"
April -
Trapped on escalator for hours.... THE POWER WENT OUT!!!
May -
Tried to make Kool-Aid..... wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June -
Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope .
July -
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, THEY USED THEIR ARMS!!!
August -
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September -
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October -
Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November -
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I WEIGH 108!!!
December -
Couldn't call 911....." duh "....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!
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    3112 days ago
  • no profile photo CD8730394
    Ha, Ha, veeeeery blonde. emoticon
    I have just put my turkey in the oven so better not cook it like you did, eh?! emoticon
    3123 days ago
  • WILSON425
    Funny, but can anyone tell me hoe blondes got their reputation of being air heads? Or is that too blonde of me to ask? LOL
    3124 days ago
  • no profile photo CD7023171
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    p/s wondering why is your status set to private? Most of us have our page private but the Status is okay.... I've noticed a few have this problem I think it maybe a glitch?
    3124 days ago

    Comment edited on: 12/23/2011 11:07:24 AM
    I can imagine the breast stroke emoticon
    3124 days ago
  • no profile photo CD5545290
    Thanks that was so good---some were just OK--many were getting a lot loud laught. emoticon
    3124 days ago
  • no profile photo CD8643915
    Wow! It's really been a tough one!! emoticon emoticon
    I hold your year hasn't been like this! Have a happy Christmas holiday!
    Hugs, Nancy
    3124 days ago
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