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The funniest thing happened on my day at the gym

Friday, February 17, 2012

I think of myself as a pretty gregarious and outgoing person. But when I am at the gym I feel awkward, uncomfortable and generally like a poser - as if I am just faking it and shouldn't be there at all.

So, when I go in, keep my head down, do my work out and leave. I don't look at anyone, I don't talk to anyone. AND I want the same from them. Just leave me alone and let me sweat in peace.

So, on this particular day I was especially self conscious when I realized that the gym was full of men. Big men. Small men. Fat me, fit men. Young men and old men. ARRGH. OK. Where in the heck were all the women!? So, I just sucked it up, went to the locker room, changed and off I went.

Right away, two young men paused in their work out to look at me. OH help. Engage mantra: "i'm am invisible, I am invisible I am invisible - you DO NOT see me".

As I continued through my work out, I couldn't help but notice that several men took a moment to look at me. Now, I still weigh over 200 lbs so I KNOW they were not checking me out. (except this one guy - but that's a different story!) repeat mantra. Why in the heck is the (really) fit guy smiling at me!???? (repeat mantra)

As I proceeded to the weight room I became more and more uncomfortable. When I walk in, I am not exaggerating, every single one of the 10 guys in there looked right at me. of course, I felt that all the looks were judgmental; telling me I did NOT belong. (repeat mantra) Lift chin. I paid my dues, I have every right to be here. How come nobody is staring at that guy with the cain? One guy had the audacity to look right at my stomach! (repeat mantra, repeat mantra)

At this point, I am rushing and probably not getting a great work out but I am feeling so uncomfortable and out of place I just wanted to get done and get out.

Almost on the verge of tears now, I scurry to the locker room and am faced with a full length mirror. And then it hits me. I am wearing a T-shirt for a Local youth football team. Big as life it says "FOOTBALL" across my belly.

They were not looking at me - they were looking at my shirt.

I am sure that the ladies wondered why I was laughing so hard I had to sit down.
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    Paragraph 1 - yes,yes and YES!

    Paragraph 2 - unless there is some incredibly hot guy there and then I have to sneak a peak and try to sexy sweat lol

    Paragraph 3 - unable to understand the problem ;)

    Paragraph 4 - TOTALLY - how do I suck in every fat cell and look lithe? ...

    Paragraph 5 - I am intrigued and have not read further...

    Paragraph 6 - I HATE gyms for that! Bloody judgy asses!

    Paragraph 7 - I know there is a story here...but I so get that I am no longer INTO the HAVE to be in the zone.

    patagraph 8 onwards LMFAO you dork thats so funny :D

    I assume that t-shirt will be only seeing housework duty from now on!




    2841 days ago
    I once wore both my shirt and pants inside out at gym. emoticon
    2848 days ago
  • SA9CHI
    Hah! thanks for the laugh!!! What a great story!!!
    2849 days ago
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