I got an email from a cousin, a sort of photo essay:
"It's so good when somebody waits for you at home..."
One cat = domesticated feline. Two cats = uh oh...
"I was bored--!"
And when you wake him, he'll look at you as if to say "I dunno WHUT happened - it was fine when I went to sleep!"
The Cone of Shame
If you're gonna plant catnip, you have to expect this sort of thing...
You have no idea how tiring mischief can be.
"Didja bring me more toys? Didja? Didja? Huh? More toys--???"
"Oh, I know what they say about 'cats and dogs,' but MY pets get along so well. They're darlings, absolute angels--!"
"No matter what my brudder tells you, it wasn't me, it was HIM--!"
And my all-time fave:
Notice how the other one is staring at him accusingly. Animals can too talk - I clearly hear him saying "Bad doggy! BAD DOGGY!"
Every time even the idea of getting a pet crosses my mind, I think I'm gonna get out this file and look at it. The thing is, I've HAD cats 'n' dogs like these, lol...
Have a good 'un, Sparklers - carpe diem!