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Beware Of Underwear Dust!!!

Monday, July 09, 2012

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What in the world is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust cloud' appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he shouted to his wife, "Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?"

"It's not talcum powder, it's Miracle Grow!"

You guys just never learn: Do not tick off women!!!
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