Humour From Both Sides Of The "Pond"
Thursday, August 02, 2012
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old,
Hateful little so-and-so.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 queer bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once........by mistake.
And the WINNER is..........
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.