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Humour From Both Sides Of The "Pond"

Thursday, August 02, 2012

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old,
Hateful little so-and-so.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 queer bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once........by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is..........

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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