Guden Morgen! lol... i just woke about an hour ago! i guess i was kinda tired.
watching the WatkinsGlen Cardboard Regatta; it's Always fun, n' the names of the boats are even better than some of the designs; one this year is called

Cirrhosis Of The River..LOL...
a couple have several tiers, and others are completely flat; they're made of cardboard, duct tape, glue, n' paint, LOL... one is made like a Party boat, n' doesn't have Any! duct tape; we'll see how they go! ~k, now one is coming apart as they launch, LOL.. too bad it's only on a BigFox local channel!
here are some other names:

Boxed Wine,

Heavy Chevy,

Liquid Wisdom X,

Miss Warthog,

Neversink III,

Oversized Load,

Paper Buoy,

Redneck Yacht Club,

Sea Biscuit,

Sea Hogg,

Shark Bait II,

The Carpet Cruisers,

The Crazily Cool Contrary Cliffords,

The Inituinit Tribe, &

The Master of Disaster!
I wish i had some pics to put up for us! OHHH, Sea Buscuit just totally wiped out n' over!!
as you can probably tell, i'm having a suweet! 'day off'... but i gotta go mow the garden aisles now before it pours again; they're getting higher than the garden beds, which 'r already raised!

L8r!
ps OMG 'Slopokes' is shaped like a real Jeep, n' hot pink; but they're making progress in a reverse position; think a floating pink jeep, backing up! LOL
ooo, ooo, here's a link at least to past years' event:
www.thewaterfrontfestiva
l.com/boat_gallery.php
hahaha, apparently the only real requirements is to wear a safety vest n' anywayUcan, get across the finish line; even if you're swimming n' draggin' a piece of your boat!
wow, ppl entering have been from Vegas, Philly, n' Boston; n' this year one has two foreign exchange students on their crew, from France n' Italy!