Wednesday, October 02, 2013
Dorothy and Edna, two "Senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to ask you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 PM, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such pretty flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we come back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my new dress and has his way with me 3 times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!!!!! So you're telling me I shouldn't go?"
Edna: "No, no, no.........I'm just saying, wear an old dress."