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Happy Halloween! Adult Humor #13

Thursday, October 31, 2013

I've been searching for SOMEthing to do on Halloween.... so I'll go to a flash mob scene this evening and wear my Ghost Buster's Costume -- which I made for a video for church. I posted a few pix on my SP page.

There was a haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which 'lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

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One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I asked.
"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."
Now there's a lad after my own heart!

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Why won't ANGRY Witches fly on their brooms?
They are afraid they'll fly off the handle....

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Have a Happy Halloween!
I wish you a full bucket!
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  • IMLOCOLINDA
    Just wanted to stop by and apologize for not commenting on how many of your wonderful Halloween funnies made my day. I hope you are going to continue with them for Turkey Day?!! You look fabulous in your Ghostbuster outfit!!
    2351 days ago
  • WOUBBIE
    Woohoo! Now I know Who I'm Gonna Call!!

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    (I thought the fitness gizmo looked like a flux capacitor or a proton pack or something.)
    2351 days ago

    Comment edited on: 10/31/2013 11:43:42 AM
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