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Random Thoughts As We Age........

Friday, February 06, 2015

The biggest lie I tell myself is......."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free; and three sizes smaller!!!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!!!

I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!!!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop making me mad!!!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!!!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!!!

I don't have white hair. I have "wisdom highlights." I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

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