So it's that time again- Girl Scout Cookie time! When all the darling angels (and I work at an elementary school- there are many, many...angels
) come to bring pre-packaged deliciousness for only $4 a box!!
Anyone notice they used to be $3, and used to be bigger?? I digress...
I get the big, sad-eyed "It's only $4....don't you want just one?"
or the "Sally told me you bought TWO boxes from her..."
I rubbed my belly when one of them asked, telling her "Child, this tummy was made on girl scout cookies". Her mom laughed (a little TOO loud, in my opinion), but the angel said "Well, there's room for more then, right?"
(yeah, guess who just sold more girl scout cookies. *glares at mom*).
There's a point to this story (check my ticker).
Total of BOXES purchased: SEVEN
Total of cookies EATEN: TWO.
That's right, b*tches! TWO.
And I'm supposed to order two more boxes tomorrow.
I may be broke, but dammit, I WILL be thinner!
And now you can all congratulate me in your responses....