corny but cute little piggy

Are you old enough to remember the nursey rhyme, "This Little Piggy"? For each line, you wiggled your child's toe starting from the "big" toe on down to the "pinky" toe. Although there are different versions, the one I remember is:

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
And this little piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Rould Folk Song Index #19297


From Reader's Digest I read this cute piece:

Poor Little Piggy…

My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubbed my toe,” he sobbed.

“Let me kiss it and make it better,” I said. “Which toe was it?”

“The one that has no roast beef.”