Oh, and I remember when I was a VERY young new teacher- maybe 25-26 when I was erasing the board one of my junior high students (special ed) started laughing and saying 'You got flapdoodle arms like my granny!' 1714 days ago
"You have Sleevey Magic on top and Spanx on the bottom, and when some buff widower takes you in his arms at his niece’s wedding, he thinks he’s with a retired Olympian. Then he gets you naked in his hotel bed, and you spread out like pancake batter.
But here is the secret: Once they have you in the sack, men do not care. Especially the old guys, who are pretty jiggly themselves. They cannot believe their good luck. In their 11th hour, the universe has served up ice"
Hahahahahaha! I have always said my problem with Spanx and other 'control' garments- it's gotta end somewhere! 1714 days ago