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Where's The Polish Sausage?

Sunday, June 21, 2015

IN WHAT AISLE IS THE POLISH SAUSAGE?

A customer went into a store and asked the clerk, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst," he continued "would you ask me if I was German?"

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?"

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk responds, "No, I probably wouldn't."

So the customer, still irate, says, "So why did you ask me if I'm Polish when I asked where the Polish sausage was?"

The clerk replied, "Mainly because you're in Home Depot."

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