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Truisms For Seniors

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

~~~Going out is good.........Coming home is better!!!

~~~You forget names.......But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~~~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~~~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep."

~~~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.....

~~~You tend to use more 4 letter words like......."What?"....."When".

~~~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~~~You notice everything they sell in stores is "SLEEVELESS"!!!!!

~~~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~~~Everybody whispers.............

~~~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet.....2 of which you will never wear.

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old Songs, Old Movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS.

Stay well, "Friends."

It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived.

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