Thursday, January 18, 2018
"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people."
Q. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A. It gets toad away.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.