Friday, March 09, 2018
"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack."
During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow.
The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.
“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.”
“Why’s that?” asked the state trooper that was talking to him.
The farmer paused for a minute before he responded.
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d have decided to lower the highways.”
It's Meatball Day and Crabmeat Day! I can hear it now--On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.... Maybe I'll order some crab at lunch. It's also Barbie Day (the doll, not the bbq), False Teeth Day, Panic Day, Middle Name Pride Day, and Get Over It Day (time to move on with life). It's also Day of Unplugging. Can you imagine a day of no computer, no smartphones, no Sparking?