Saturday, March 10, 2018
"You know you are on the road to success, if you would do your job and not be paid for it."
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking.
Saul the banker says to Morty, “So listen, Morty, you know I don’t swim so well.”
Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid, so Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.
Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks Saul, “So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?”
Saul replies, “Morty, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!”
It's Day of Awesomeness! All of you are awesome! Believe it! It's also Pack Your Lunch Day and Blueberry Popovers Day. I'll do both. It's Bagpipe Day, Wig Day, Landline Telephone Day (such memories of being attached to the wall), Mario Day(the video character), Salvation Army Day, US Paper Money Day, Skirt Day, and Genealogy Day. Also, Urban Ballroom Dancing Day. I remember our elementary school would set up dancing classes in the cafeteria when we couldn't go outside for recess.