Sunday, March 11, 2018
"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." Buddha
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, "What do you want to do to celebrate our anniversary dear?" She replies, "Let's run upstairs and make love." He turns to her and says, "Well make up your mind, we can't do both!"
It's Daylight Savings Time and Check Your Batteries Day. Great way to remember to check those smoke detectors while moving the clocks forward. It's also Plumbing Day (thank goodness for plumbing), Dry Shampoo Day, Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day (I'm hungry), Johnny Appleseed Day (don't hear his story often), and National Promposal Day. Who's going to the prom? It's also my younger brother's birthday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!