3-17-18 St. Pactrick's Day
Saturday, March 17, 2018
"May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand."
A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested. "Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the blond nurse. "That’s a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to look at my toe." "That’s nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix the phones!"
It's St. Patrick's Day! Time to get your Irish on and dance a jig. It's also Corn Dog Day, Sports Car Racing Day, Quilting Day, and Play the Recorder Day. Lots to do!