Monday, March 19, 2018
"The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored'."
A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."
It's Chocolate Caramel Day! Enjoy this treat for a job well done. It's also Client's Day, Goddess of Fertility Day, Certified Nurses Day (they deserve our thanks), Poultry Day, Swallows Return to San Juan Capistrano Day, Well-elderly Day, and Deskfast (in honor of how a lot of us have our first meal). It's also Read To Me Day as a reminder to read to our kids as so to encourage them to read.