OH, LARRY, WHAT DID YOU DO?

It all started yesterday afternoon!
He wasn't feeling well, so he didn't go to Church with me. After lunch, I went to the Dollar Tree to get bottled water. Upon arriving home I took a couple bottles in the house. My back and legs were really hurting. I said to let me sit for a bit, and I'd get the rest of them. He said he could do that. I told him he wasn't suppose to do that.

I heard the front door close. I just knew what he was up too. So, I went to the front door to hold it open. As I opened it, I saw him falling face forward toward the front porch! He was moaning. I said 'what did I tell you? ' he insisted I help him sit up. That was no easy feat. He did a number on his face! He was bleeding from his right eyebrow, corner of rt. Eye, nose, and busted lower lip! I called the squad, AGAIN . the neighbors on one side, across the street. The , neighbors from around corner . The friendly cop stopped by. He told me to tell hubby's friends that's what he gets for not listening to his wife!

The ER dr. Put 5 stitches above his eye, exrayed. Very lucky no bones broken. I was so MAD!

I said I felt like tying him to his recliner.

TO BE CONTINUED..........