Tuesday, March 20, 2018
"Unlimited thoughts become unlimited realities. Keep the way you think, and you keep the same limited reality. Change the way you think, and reality becomes unlimited."
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body?
Siri: The second page of a Google search.
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
It's the First Day of Spring! We've been waiting a long time for this. It's also Sparrow Day, Snowman Burning Day, Storytelling Day, Day of Theatre for Children and Young People, Proposal Day, Kiss Your Fiancee Day, Alien Abduction Day, Bed-in for Peace Day (started by John and Yuko), Day of Happiness, and Won't You Be My Neighbor Day. Also: Ravioli Day, Great American Meat Out Day, Astrology Day, Free Cone Day (Dairy Queen), French Language Day, and Agriculture Day.