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The "Cake Talk"

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Alone in the Teachers Room, and I notice that the piece of cake is calling my name. This is my conversation With The Cake
Yesterday I was alone in the Teacher's Room with a piece of cake.
This homemade birthday cake spoke, and said; "Eat me! Go ahead and get a fork. You know you want me."
I told the treat, "No thanks. You may look good and you may taste good, but you are not good for me."
Next, the delicious sugary treat yelled at me and said; "just do it! I'm the last piece on the plate, and no one is looking."
I sternly said; "I don't want you, and I don't need you. Besides, I'm not even hungry."
The dessert whimpered in a quiet voice; "Being hungry never mattered before. Don't you want to compliment the cook on how good I taste? What will you eat with your coffee?"
I smiled as I picked up my coffee cup, and uttered; "Good-bye, sweet little thing!" and sauntered out the door. "You are someone else's problem now!"

Do you hear food talking to you? What do you say when the cake, pie, or cookie says "eat me"?
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