"Life goes on...Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been."
A husband on his deathbed said to his wife in a hoarse, weak voice: “My hour has arrived and before I leave, I want to confess to you …”
“No, no, you shouldn’t strain yourself, sit still,” interrupted the woman.
“I insist,” said the husband. “It’s better to die with a quiet, clean conscience.”
“Well, I’m listening,” said the woman.
“I had an affair with your sister, your mother, and your best friend,” said the husband.
“I know,” replied the woman pleasantly, “that’s why I poisoned you.”
It's Quirky Country Music Songs Titles Day! OK, country music lovers, name your quirkiest titles so far. It's also Theatre Day, Whiskey Day, Spanish Paella Day, Viagra Day (really!?), American Diabetes Association Alert Day (pay attention to your body), and Celebrate Exchange Day (started by a business man in 1911 to celebrate the exchange of ideas). It's also Education and Sharing Day to honor Rabbi Schneerson who start education centers in many cities for all youth of all cultures.