Sunday, April 15, 2018
"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Lord Bryon
Bernice had been employed at the same office for over 50 years and was the boss’s top secretary. Everyone was jealous of her. Every day when Bernice showed up for work she would open the drawer to her left, peek inside, and then lock it. When she finally died, her coworker Sandy, who was dying of curiosity, made it her mission to figure out what was in that drawer.
After days of searching she finally found the key. Sweating with excitement she slowly opened up the drawer. Inside was a folded piece of paper. Slowly she reached inside and took it out, while cautiously looking over her shoulder. After a few seconds of trepidation she opened it up.
It said the following “Put only one spoonful of sugar in the boss’s coffee.”
It's One Boston Day! This is to celebrate and honor the strength and resilience of Boston after the attack in 2013. It's also Tax Day but you can relax. You have till the 17th to file. It is also One Day Without Shoes (imagine walking our streets without shoes), Bicycle Day (a great alternative to the car), Jackie Robinson Day (shattered a huge barrier), McDonald's Day (raise your EggMcMuffin in salute), Rubber Eraser Day (thank goodness for them), Take a Wild Guess Day (that's what erasers are for), That Sucks Day (come on, admit it, you've felt like saying it), ASL Day (American Sign Language), and Equal Pay Day (we can only keep trying). It's also World Art Day appropriately celebrated on DaVinci's birthday.