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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, 'Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!'? She was having contractions."

"Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end."

"When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said 'Name two pronouns.' I said, 'Who, me?'"

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