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4/18/18 Happy life

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking."
Marcus Aurelius

One man was reading the newspaper in the afternoon when his wife suddenly came out from behind him and hit him in the head with the pan.
“Why did you do that?!” He shouted. “I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket, with the name ‘Suzy’ on it.” She answered.
“Jesus Christ, honey, remember that last week I went out with friends to hang out at the racing track?”
Susy was the name of the horse I was betting on.“ The woman was silent.
Three days later, as he read the newspaper again, his wife emerged from behind him and hit him again on his head with the frying pan.
“Why did you do that this time?!” He shouted.
“I just wanted to let you know… your horse called.”

It's Pet Owners Independence Day! A whimsical day to trade places with your pet while they go to work and you stay home to catch the mice or gnaw the bone. It's also Pinata Day, Columnists Day, Amateur Radio Day (anyone out there?), Banana Day, and Lineman Appreciation Day (I had to learn to climb a pole when I worked for the phone company). It's also World Heritage Day and International Day for Monuments and Sites. It's a day to remember to protect the rich heritages of past cultures such as the buildings, art, and folklore.
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