4/21/18 Work it
Saturday, April 21, 2018
"Don't make 'hope' your business plan. It's not enough to want it. You have to work it.!"
One day, on their 30-year anniversary, a fairy appeared at the home of a 60-year-old married couple and said to the husband: “I understood from your wife that you were a model husband throughout your marriage, and I would like to fulfill a wish of yours in honor of your anniversary.”
The husband smiled and said to his wife: “I am sorry my beloved wife, but such an opportunity won’t come again, “ He turned to the fairy and said, “For the next few years I want to spend time with a woman 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy smiled and said, “That’s exactly what I thought you’d answer.”
The fairy winked at the woman, waved her magic wand, and turned the husband into a 90-year-old man.
It's Husband Appreciation Day! Give hubby an extra kiss today, before you hand him his honey-do list. It's also Auctioneer Day, American Red Cross Giving Day, Bulldogs are Beautiful Day, Comcast Cares Day (Comcast employees are doing volunteer projects), Kindergarten Day, Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day (yummy), Queen Elizabeth's Birthday, Record Store Day (a dying breed), Tea Day, Fish Migration Day, Creativity and Innovation Day, Yellow Bat Day (an army company in the 101st Airborne), and Spring Astronomy Day. As a special follow-up day, it's Surprise Drug Test Day to follow yesterday's Pot Smokers Day.