Tuesday, April 24, 2018
"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." Harry Finlay
After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said: “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
“Thank heavens,” his date replied. “If yours hadn’t, mine would have had to!”
It's Hubble Space Telescope Day! Hubble was launched in 1990 and has given us so much insight and beautiful pictures of our universe. It's also Sauvignon Blanc Day, New Kids on the Block (a band), World Day for Animals in Laboratories, Meningitis Day, Pig in a Blanket Day, and Firefly Day (a nod to a TV series).